Olaf!

The nicest thing about having a fun boyfriend in your life, is him actually ENJOYING to answer the Unknown Name, Unknown Number calls that seem to come in daily.

"Ello, dis iz Olaf" Long pause.

"Ya, dis iz Olaf, you send pamphlet and Olaf will look at it and decide if I send money" Another long pause.

"Ya, you send paper to Olaf at 123 Cartright and Olaf will send money, maybe ya, maybe no" Shorter pause this time.

"Olaf no send money over phone" Very short pause.

"You send information, Olaf decide to send money or no, Olaf will call back"

CLICK

'Ya gotta love it. I'm going to have him leave a message being Olaf on the answering machine. So if you call me and a strange man is on the machine... just say hi to Olaf!