'Dis es Reek

A few weeks ago, I started getting a bill for a magazine subscription to Super Chevy. What the hell? First, I don't own a Chevy, I own a Geo, close, but still. Second, why do I give a crap about Chevy's? So I call them after searching for 15 minutes for a phone number inside the magazine.

"Sanku for callin' Suber Cheby, 'dis es Reek, howmayIhep chu?"

Huh... well then. Seems that someone (probably those that we do not speak of) filled out one of those little cards and sent it into them and signed me up for a 2 year subscription at 55% off the newstand price! Wow...

"Yea, Reek, please cancel my subscription since I don't own a Cheby, nor do I care to read about them."

"Ok, I hab cancel your Suber Cheby mazine, hab a good day and sanku for calling"

Too bad "Reek" can't cancel my other bills.