Na Na Sisterhood

I have these two sisters. Am and Shell. And while they are both swell, I have to say that they bug me... A LOT!!!!

I realize I am the oldest, but for some reason, I thought that our rilvery was over when we all moved out of our CrabbyMomma's house.

I was never so wrong.

Case in point (stolen from an email):

MichChick: P said you were making fun of that baby on her website.

CrabbyMomma: I was not making fun of the baby. I said he was cute. Where did she get making fun of him out of that.

MC: I TOLD her you were being warm and fuzzy and she got all bitchy and started calling me AND you names. Jeeezz…..quite oversensitive that one is.

CM: Why was she being bitchy. All I said was he was cute. It ain't her baby for gosh sake! Calling me and you names? Why?

MC: Don’t know…..something about her not getting the wedding dress she wanted and the shoes were the wrong color. Then BAM….all of a sudden I am the daughter of a fatherless whore and all kinds of god awful stuff. I think if she could have spit through her email, she would have. Said something to the effect of "how could we [us bitches] possibly talk about a poor helpless baby like that" and how we should feel "shame".
Interesting. I don’t feel anything.
How about you?

My sister, my baby sister, has ALWAYS been the instigator. "I'm not sure mom, but I think I saw your tape recorder in P's room" Seems age hasn't done a THING to change this.

My OTHER sister, my middle sister, is pretty much the same, but is the more PHYSICAL of us. She's the one that would be happy to trip you then tackle you while you're down. "What? I thought you took mom's tape recorder and I was just trying to help her out"

Swell...

Guess who's ass got blistered the most as we grew up... not theirs! BRATS!