When we listen to how others talk about men, we think, "All men think about is sex".
True enough.
I'm not sure what the statistics are, but it's like men think about sex a total of 8 hours a day or something equally as incredible.
Being a woman in MY family, I have to say that the majority of us can be clumped in with the typical man. We only think about sex.... all day long we think about sex... we wonder when the next time we will be getting sex...
Weird I know. I'm sure that all the men or women in our lives were a-ok with that. "Yippee, a woman who likes sex as much as me... "
Ok, that's fine.
10:45pm Tuesday night, the lights are out, The Man is getting frisky.
OMG, I forgot to eat those coconut covered marshmallows!!! Now I have to wait!
What the hell happened there???
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*OMG* the secret is out.
And the whole food thing is secondary to the first but just as important.
You MUST feed both needs Pee.
Perhaps, but how do you feed them both at the same time if you are not lounging in the kitchen with the fridge door open and whipped cream dripping off your breasts???
You have to think like a squirrel and stow some away for later when it would be horribly tacky to just get up and leave to eat.
*giggle*
Although that would be funny.
Kinda puts a damper on the (excuse me mom) blow job portion of the session if I were to "store" some of those yummy marshmallows in my mouth for later though!
OMG!!!!!!!! I think I am going to SPIT! Why you gotta put this stuff on your blog? Body functions and sex. How nice that people will read this and think your entire family is this way!!! Doesn't anything get to remain sacred or private? Move over Clampetts here we come. Sheesh!!
My job here is done!
Apparently my job is only beginning!!!!!!!
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