I didn't hear that right...

Paris Hilton is out of jail. Wow. Three whole days and it was a struggle for her I’m sure. She was cold, hungry and lonely.

Whatever!

Let’s think about this for a minute. We drink and drive. We get pulled over. We get arrested, arms behind our backs, watch our heads, and put in a cement cell with several other drunk folks.

Probation? Please. It’s jail time then and there, there’s no probation!

So let’s see, Paris violates probation and is required to do jail time.

Again, US? We would be back in jail, sitting there with our backs against the wall in our bunks and our wool blanket pulled over us. Eating PB&J for lunch, no chips I’m sure, and if we were lucky enough to get something to drink, it would be in a cup with a tinfoil lid to be sure.

Paris was losing weight. How could they tell in those 3 days? She wasn’t eating? Surprise, does she and the rest of her friends EVER eat? I think they are on that liquid diet… alcohol right?

She was cold. Yea, no body fat, no heat. She probably got the standard wool blanket, but damn, no silk and feathers, no wonder she was cold.

She didn’t like the isolation, so she cried a lot. Ummm… I’m pretty sure that it takes being in the main group of jail folks to make friends. There were probably plenty of women there that would brush her hair and do her toenails.

As for being under house arrest. WHATEVER.

Here’s my idea of house arrest.

*Four kids under 8, she is responsible for cooking, cleaning, bathing, and keeping them from crying every 10 seconds.

*She has to find transportation for all of them to go to various activities, all different, all at the same time.

*She has to ensure they all have clothes on, shoes on, and their hair brushed, at least a little BEFORE they leave.

*She has to make 16 phone calls to various parents, coaches, teachers, and a man that she knows lives there, but isn’t sure why, and she has to do it all on a land line phone, because the youngest spilt apple juice into her cell phone.

*She has to shop every day for food since each kid hates whatever she cooks and will ONLY eat one kind of veggie, and each one requires a different one.

*THEN, she has to figure out how to get dinner on the table, everyone fed, bathed, and in bed BEFORE 9pm.

*After everyone is in bed she must finish a 6,000 page essay on the importance of a balanced checkbook on State Assistance.

*Then SHE can eat, but only what’s left on the kids’ plates, do a load of laundry, wash the dishes, clean the toys, hair, and toilet brush out of the tub so she can shower.

*If she has silk sheets, she will find a very muddy dog lying on HER pillow, and the cat puked UNDER the covers, when she finally can fall asleep.

*Oh yea, and then get up at 6am to start all over again. That’s MY idea of house arrest.

Or she can go to THIS jail, I love this man’s idea! Think they all should be like this!

http://www.cnn.com/US/9907/27/tough.sheriff/

So… Paris is out of jail. What a role model for all our children. Why not bring Michael Jackson to the US and have him be in charge of daycares and schools. What a shame that our country does give the privileged more privileges than they deserve.

My rant is over now. I need a Snickers.